The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive, iridescent oil slick spreads across the surface of a serene lake at dawn, reflecting a pale, pastel-colored sky. The air's crisp and still, with a hint of burnt plastic smell. Umm, crystalline starlings perch on the edge of a nearby, half-submerged speedboat, watching as the oil slick seems to... like, rewrite its own surface tension, rearranging the colors and patterns to match a looping GIF of a Minecraft Creeper explosion. Water lilies bloom around the boat, their flowers opening in sync with the GIF's explosion sequence.