The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant screensavers from old computers cover the interior of a hollow, kilometer-wide asteroid, like, with iridescent starfish and rainbow-colored coral formations jutting out from the asteroid's natural rocky protrusions. Uh, a chill remix of a Joe Rogan podcast plays softly from tiny speakers embedded in the asteroid's surface, and Stake NFT drop threads from OpenSea scroll across the screensavers in sync with a holographic display projecting an image of a cat playing the piano on the asteroid's center. Air pressure feels normal, despite being in space, and it smells like cotton candy.