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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A bright, pastel-colored miniature golf course stretches out under the open sky, complete with tiny windmills and water hazards. The air is warm and humid, smelling sweetly of funnel cakes, and a chill, ambient remix of a Joe Rogan podcast plays from the speakers, somehow perfectly in sync with the movement of ASCII art turtles etched into the golf balls. Water is flowing uphill through the course, merging with the holes without spilling a drop, and like, a network of iridescent, liquid-metal pipes supports a massive, pastel-colored scoreboard displaying Stake NFT drop threads from OpenSea.