DX01: SINGULARITY 00430

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Rainbow-colored stalactites hang above a bright blue ice skating rink, the air smelling sweetly of waffle cones and feeling crisp and still. ASCII art hamsters are somehow etched into the ice, moving in sync with scrolling /r/hiphopheads threads updating on the rink's scoreboard, as giant, pastel-colored beach balls bounce across the ice. Like, a network of iridescent, liquid-metal pipes suspends a miniature, pixelated sun above the rink, casting no shadows. The beach balls are somehow defying gravity, hovering at an angle as they bounce off the ice, completely ignoring the laws of physics.