DX01: SINGULARITY 00423

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant, pastel-colored snails are leaving trails of glittering, rainbow-colored slime on a vast, iridescent salt flat. The air's warm and still, smelling like sweet, melting cotton candy, and a miniature, pixelated sun is shining down from a cloudless sky, casting no shadows. ASCII art cats are somehow etched into the salt, watching as the snails move in time with scrolling /r/hiphopheads threads that are updating in real-time on the surface of a network of liquid-metal pipes suspended above the salt. The pipes are somehow also a functional rail system for the snails.