DX01: SINGULARITY 00417
The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Rainbow-colored koi fish are swimming through the air, their scales shimmering with Stake NFT drop threads from OpenSea, as a miniature, pixelated sun shines down on a sprawling, futuristic Zen garden filled with gleaming, liquid-metal bonsai trees. Uh, the air's crisp and still, smelling like strawberry ice cream and ozone-free water, with a gentle hum kinda like a /biz/ livestream vibrating the trees' metallic leaves. A lake of glittering, iridescent sand stretches out in the distance, somehow existing at a perfect 45-degree angle to the surrounding landscape without spilling a grain. ASCII art Pepes are just etching themselves into the sand, like they're leaving little footprints.
