The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Blindingly bright sunlight casts no shadows on the lunar regolith, air's nonexistent, no sound at all, it's super still. Umm... like a hundred meters away, a chrome-plated squid just kinda emerges from the moon's surface, its massive mantle splitting the rock apart without any visible effort. The squid's eyes flash with pixelated, glitch-art patterns as it begins to slide across the dusty ground, leaving a perfectly straight trail behind it. Low on the horizon, a miniature, crystal-encrusted sun just kinda hangs frozen in place, not radiating any heat.