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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Crystal columns are rising from a turquoise ocean like shards of glass, refracting the sunlight from a miniature, pixelated sun shining directly overhead. Uh, ASCII art Pepes etched into the columns are somehow snorkeling through the water, collecting stray Stake NFT drop threads on OpenSea from schools of iridescent fish. The air's warm and humid, smelling like coconut sunscreen, and a gentle hum kinda like a /biz/ livestream vibrates the columns. The crystal columns somehow have personalized eBay listings etched into them, updating with new prices and bidding histories in real-time.