DX01: SINGULARITY 00404

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant, rotating pastry molds are scattered across a sun-drenched, pastel-colored landscape, each one filled with iridescent cotton candy that's somehow resisting the blistering heat. The air's crisp and fresh with a hint of coconut sunscreen, and the synchronized hum of a /biz/ livestream creates a gentle breeze that makes the cotton candy swirl like tiny tornadoes. Like, a miniature, pixelated sun is shining directly overhead, casting a warm glow over the entire scene, and the pastry molds are slowly orbiting a massive, crystal-encrusted Chill Guy statue that's just... hovering above the ground without supports.