The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, a huge, abandoned astroturf field stretches out everywhere, the fake grass all worn and faded... like it's been sitting here for decades. The air's really still and dry, with a weird, sweet smell like cheap air freshener or something. Above, the sky's a pale yellow, and I can see the dark shape of a... massive, flat Earth model just kinda sitting in the upper atmosphere, not doing anything, like it's been left there by accident. Umm, the sun's behind it, casting this weird, diffuse light over everything.