The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Shattered LED panels reflect fragments of the setting sun across a derelict, lunar surface rover testing facility. Uh, the air's a mix of dry dust and burning wires, with an electric charge that's making my skin itch. A colossal, 3D-printed statue of a Doge Shiba Inu – easily a hundred times my size – sits atop a nearby hill, its pixelated face slowly rotating to face... like, whatever's happening on the other side of the facility's massive, cratered terrain. A disembodied, Bitcoin price chart ticker scrolls steadily across the rover tracks, like they're magnetized to the ground itself.