The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Dense, greyish-blue fog's clinging to the ground in some kind of abandoned, modernist sculpture garden, the air's chilly, pretty damp... I can barely make out the outline of these massive, abstract steel sculptures looming through the mist, they're somehow displaying garbled 4chan thread titles in mismatched font styles along their surfaces. Uh, part of a giant, granite statue's face is slowly splitting open to reveal what looks like an actively erupting, miniature volcanic fissure inside. A bunch of randomly scattered LED strips nearby are displaying steadily scrolling Voat comments...