DX01: SINGULARITY 00395

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, fluffy clouds are drifting lazily across a bright pink sky, like, somehow leaving behind trails of cotton candy that melt into the air. The air's crisp and fresh with a hint of coconut sunscreen, and there's a gentle hum of a /biz/ livestream discussing cryptocurrency trends that's somehow creating a soothing, rhythmic rustling of iridescent fish scales swimming through the clouds. Uh, a giant Stake-branded jellyfish is casually orbiting a miniature, pixelated sun that's somehow embedded in the clouds, while ASCII art Pepes are etched into the sides of drifting clouds.