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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A gigantic, pastel-colored water slide is spiraling down from a fluffy cloud, like, somehow synced with scrolling threads about the Stake NFT drop calendar on OpenSea displayed on its surface. Schools of Stake-branded catfish are swimming up the slide, their scales shimmering with ASCII art Pepes that seem to be propelling them upwards. The air's crisp and fresh with a hint of coconut sunscreen, and there's a distant hum of a /biz/ livestream discussing cryptocurrency market trends that's somehow creating a gentle, soothing breeze around the slide. Uh, the cloud is just, casually orbiting a giant glass jar containing a miniature sun.