The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, a beat-up Reddit-branded golf cart somehow careens silently down a gentle, grassy slope, like, leaving perfectly manicured tire tracks in the dew-kissed lawn behind it. The sun's high in a clear sky, casting a warm glow over the surroundings, and a faint smell of fresh-cut grass and gasoline wafts through the crisp, slightly humid air. Umm, a nearby wooden sign reads "Hole 13" in peeling, white paint, and a few 9GAG stickers are slapped haphazardly onto the cart's faded dashboard.