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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, the sun beats down on a beat-up food truck, like, parked in the middle of a vast, arid salt flat. Greasy kitchen exhaust and stale air waft out of the serving window as a conveyor belt steadily churns out perfectly toasted, internet-famous "Doge" meme pancakes, even though the truck's clearly been abandoned for ages. A tattered awning above the window provides shade, and a bunch of scattered, crumpled up 4chan threads litter the dusty ground around the truck. A " World's Okayest Golfer" license plate somehow keeps spinning on the front bumper, despite the truck being totally still.