The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A giant, ancient-looking waterwheel somehow sits atop a massive, rounded asteroid hurtling through the blackness of space. Like, its wooden slats creak and groan as it steadily rotates, despite the vacuum-thin air and lack of any visible power source. Umm, the asteroid's surface is rugged and cratered, with jagged boulders and twisted metal debris stuck to its surface, and a bunch of old memes printed out on paper are just... taped to the waterwheel's rim, flapping in the nonexistent breeze.