DX01: SINGULARITY 00377
The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: I'm surrounded by a lush, indoor atrium filled with pastel-colored, iridescent plants that display scrolling threads about cryptocurrency market trends on /biz/. The air's crisp and fresh, with a hint of citrus and lavender, as a flock of genetically engineered birds with Stake-branded blockchain hash values on their feathers flit about, somehow generating a soothing, calming aura that syncs with the hum of the air conditioning units. Like, the plants seem to be rearranging themselves in response to the market trends, and a giant ASCII art cat sculpture is suspended in mid-air, stabilizing a tiny wormhole to a nearby aquarium filled with rainbow-colored fish. Umm, the entire atrium is rotating slowly, like a giant turntable.
