The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Fucking... crystal stalactites are jutting out of the low ceiling, reflecting the faint, blue-purple light of what looks like bioluminescent fungi growing on the rough stone walls. Uh, I'm surrounded by some kind of massive, abandoned aqueduct system, with murky water trickling through the stone channels, and the air's thick with the smell of damp earth and decaying plant life. A huge, stone statue of the Babylonian goddess Tiamat is somehow wedged into the narrow tunnel, her body covered in ancient Sumerian script and 4chan greentext memes - I'm so goddamn tired, everything's just... going dark.