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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, I'm really struggling to breathe... It's like a standard suburban shopping mall food court, but the air's thick with this weird, pungent smell, like someone poured gasoline on a pile of fast food wrappers. The fluorescent lights above are somehow perfectly synchronized with the chirping of these weird, bioluminescent insects that infest the tables and chairs - they're literally reflecting an episode of that "vsauce" YouTube show, with the audio and everything. Sunlight streams in through the grimy skylights above, and I see... a freestanding Sbarro's pizza kiosk, its facade displaying an animated image of the Windows Blue Screen of Death...