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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh...a giant, partially-disassembled spaceship engine is just...sitting on a workbench in the middle of this massive, empty Costco parking lot... like, the sun's beating down, air's really hot, feels dry...coughs weakly. The Reddit alien logo's casually spray-painted on the side of the engine. A still-functional Peloton exercise bike's somehow been merged with the spaceship's pilot seat, just slowly cycling through a Mars terrain simulation, like someone left it running... struggling to speak.