The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm... sunlight's casting a weird, diffused glow through the dirty skylight of this abandoned big-box store that's somehow merged with the interior of an aircraft hangar. Air's really thick with the smell of old cardboard and jet fuel, feels kinda muggy in here... coughs weakly. The Lamborghini Countach from that ziggurat Costco thing is parked right next to a partially disassembled Antonov An-225 cargo plane, with Reddit's "Ask Me Anything" logo just casually spray-painted on the side. The hangar door's wide open, revealing the landscape of Mars outside...