The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh...sunlight's shining down on a massive, abandoned Costco warehouse somehow merged with the interior of a partially-buried Mesopotamian ziggurat. There's...this smell, like gasoline and honey, in the dry air, which feels...like, super pressurized, like being underwater... The Reddit "Snoo" alien logo is just...carved into the side of a pyramid-shaped shelving unit stacked high with bulk packs of batteries and stuff... The ziggurat's original altar has been repurposed as a still-functional Tesla Supercharger, currently charging a dusty, partially-buried Lamborghini Countach that looks like it's been there forever.