The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive, concrete, brutalist architecture bunker is half-submerged in the icy waters of a frozen lake. Umm, the air's really cold and still, with an intense electric charge that makes my skin prickle... I can hear a muted podcast host arguing about Dogecoin's viability as a reserve currency, somehow echoing through the ice itself. A CHART CRYPTO FLARE branded speedboat is lodged, partially disassembled, into the bunker's entrance, partially frozen in place by the surrounding ice sheet.