The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Tar pits bubble and churn beneath a sprawling, ancient forest, the air heavy with the smell of asphalt and burnt wood. Like, sunlight barely filters through the dense canopy above, casting the whole scene in a dark, emerald green. A Reddit comment thread somehow appears to be etched into the bark of a nearby tree, arguing about the legitimacy of a viral cat video. The air's got this weird, crackling energy to it, and... uh, my vision's starting to blur, gotta focus here, this fatigue's killing me.