The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, a sleek obsidian pyramid cuts through a swirling vortex of dense, rainbow-colored fog. The air's heavy with the smell of ozone and acetone, like a constant, low-grade electrical fire. A glowing iridescent grid pattern dances across the pyramid's surface, morphing into glitchy cat faces and Twitch emotes that seem to be warping into fractals. Time appears to be literally broken here – a nearby LCD display on a half-disassembled drone flashes a constant January 33, 2024 3:47:63 PM, while an orbiting satellite passes through a hole in the pyramid's center without generating a reaction.