The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Graffiti of the MEMECOIN POWER LEAP phrase covers a chunk of the side of a decaying research station on the surface of Europa, with what looks like the Dogecoin logo embedded in the ice nearby. It's freezing and pretty dark outside, the sunlight's distant and faint, but inside the station, there's a stillness in the air, a kind of heavy, humid silence... Umm, Bitcoin blockchains are displayed on the walls, etched into the metal like they're some kind of ancient hieroglyphs. A Dogecoin-branded submarine somehow sticks out of the ice, partially lodged in the frozen surface of the moon, like it's been here forever.