The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, sunlight filters through the dusty windows of a cluttered, rundown pawn shop, illuminating random junk and broken appliances scattered everywhere... There's an old, non-functioning ATM with a Bitcoin sticker slapped on the side, and for some reason, it's steadily dispensing a never-ending roll of cash into a metal bin labeled "SHITCOIN FUND". The air's pretty musty and stale, like nobody's been here in years, but weirdly, the store's radio is still playing, tuned into a station broadcasting a continuous Elon Musk interview on repeat.