The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Like, I see a frozen waterfall cascading down into an Olympic-sized swimming pool, somehow lodged in a massive crater on the Moon's surface. Water from the frozen waterfall flows and ripples despite being in the vacuum of space. Umm, a broken smart TV screen somehow floats at the pool's surface, stuck in a loop of YouTube recommendation videos, reflected sunlight glinting off it. A huge shard of gleaming obsidian rises out of the lunar regolith nearby, adorned with etched sigils referencing the Ogham alphabet, surrounded by splintered satellite dish pieces...