The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's casting long shadows across a bunch of rough-cut, massive stone pedestals that just seem to be randomly placed in the middle of a vast, open desert... The air's hot, dry, and totally still, smelling like rock and sand. Each pedestal's got a weirdly immaculate, fully-formed Wikipedia article about some random historical figure printed on a plain sheet of white paper, just stuck there, and for some reason the sheets aren't blowing away in the wind – probably because there is no wind, at all. Like, a bunch of nearby rocks have these tiny little Reddit alien mascots carved into them.