The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, industrial eggbeaters rotate slowly, jutting out of a lake of perfectly still, rose-colored liquid that fills this huge, naturally formed caldera. Umm, air's heavy with the scent of burned coffee and ozone, like right after a storm. Sunbeams cutting through the caldera's rim cast an intense, orange-red light on the surrounding rock face, making the layers of glittering, iridescent crystals embedded within shine like diamonds. A gleaming, chrome-plated, 80-foot-tall replica of the Twitter bird logo somehow just... stands upright at the caldera's center, not moving or reacting to its surroundings in any way.