The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A blindingly bright, pale blue light envelops a dense thicket of iridescent, crystalline cacti, their spines refracting the light in a kaleidoscope of colors. Umm, the air's got this heavy, metallic scent and the atmosphere feels charged, like right before a thunderstorm... it's making my skin prickle. In the distance, I can see the Twitch stream screens have somehow merged with the crystal formations, displaying a perpetual loop of a Dark Souls speedrun being commentated on by an eerie, disembodied voice whispering "LOOP ALASKA WUBBY" over and over. The sky above appears to be folding in on itself, like a broken mirror reflecting a thousand identical suns.