The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A pale pink, iridescent mist is rising from the base of a cluster of gigantic, crystalline formations, like, in every direction. The air's crisp and clean, with this faint scent of citrus, and it's really still – I can barely feel any air movement at all. Water's trickling down the crystal facets, somehow displaying a scrolling thread from /biz/ about Dogecoin's potential for a new bull run, as the soft, golden light of late afternoon filters in through the mist. A chunk of the crystal is somehow also a fully functional Stake casino, complete with animated slots and a live ticker.