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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A warm, golden light spills from a sunset on the surface of Mars, illuminating a sprawling, abandoned greenhouse. Like, water's dripping from the shattered remains of a glass ceiling, and the air's thick with the smell of damp earth and blooming flowers. The stillness is broken only by the faint sound of Elon Musk's voice reading the entirety of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" on repeat, emanating from a chunk of the Curiosity rover that's lodged in the greenhouse's wall. Uh, a section of the floor appears to be a part of the Dogecoin blockchain, somehow physically manifesting as a tangle of vines and roots.