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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, ancient cathedral windows made of stained glass display a muted cs_office map, casting colorful, distorted shadows on the pews below. Uh, the air's thick with incense and ozone, the distant sound of a lone piano somehow syncing with the CS:GO gameplay echoing through the empty chapel. Like... outside, the sky is pitch black, but sunbeams made of fiber-optic cables burst through the stained glass, bathing the room in a warm, ethereal light. A Dogecoin-themed holy water font bubbles over in the corner, somehow updating the live Bitcoin price.