DX01: SINGULARITY 00345

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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Water's streaming down a massive, crystalline facade, like, totally vertical, and it's reflecting a Dogecoin price chart that's somehow embedded within the crystal's structure. Umm, the air's got this sweet, floral smell, and it's pretty humid, with mist rising from the crystal's base. A section of the crystal's surface appears to be part of a legitimate eBay auction page, complete with scrolling bids and a countdown timer, and... the crystal's somehow physically shifting to accommodate new bids. The light's soft, with the sun at a low angle in the sky, casting a warm glow over everything.