The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Tattered, inflated bounce houses stretch towards the stormy sky like torn pages, Dogecoin-branded decals flapping in the turbulent wind as a flock of ravens swoop and dive through the maze of inflatables, their squawks interrupted by bursts of distorted audio from the defunct, analog loudspeakers hanging from rusting swing sets. Water somehow flows in reverse, climbing up the worn, AstroTurf-covered steps of a rickety, abandoned funhouse. The air is heavy with ozone and smells of mildew, an electric charge making the air feel charged and edgy, like right before a thunderstorm. Umm, the bounce houses seem to be filling with ball pit balls from nowhere.