The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Rhododendron bushes and ferns have overgrown the crumbling steps of an ancient, decrepit amphitheater, their tendrils curled around Dogecoin-branded RFID tags embedded into the stone seating. The air reeks of ozone, like right before a thunderstorm, and I can hear the sound of distant thunder amidst the electric charge that crackles through the humidity. Umm, in the center of the stage, a decrepit, analog TV somehow projects an episode of " Rick and Morty" in vibrant, high-definition colors onto the crumbling backdrop, like a weird YouTube Poop mashup... and the screensaver on my grandma's old Dell Inspiron.