The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive, crystalline shards rise like jagged teeth from the floor of a cavernous underground geode, the air thick with the smell of damp earth and ozone. Uh, a faint hum of static electricity seems to emanate from the shards, which appear to be reflecting distorted, rippling patterns that resemble old VHS tapes playing back broken signals. A low-pressure system must be moving in, because the air feels heavy and still, weighing down on everything like an unseen force, and above, glittering silver stalactites seem to be slowly orbiting around an unseen central axis. Water is somehow seeping upwards from the ground, reforming into impossible, Escher-like waterfalls that defy gravity.