The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Dense, emerald-green kelp forests stretch out in every direction, like... underwater, but the air's not water – it's more like a heavy, syrupy gas that's making every movement feel sluggish. The air's thick with the smell of salt and iodine, and it's eerily still, except for a low, rumbling hum that's causing tiny tremors in the ground. A massive, crystalline entity that seems to be composed of multiple, intersecting Möbius strips is lodged at the center of the kelp forest, pulsing with an otherworldly energy that's causing localized distortions in the air. It's currently reflecting the real-time price chart of some obscure altcoin in dizzying patterns of facets.