The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A huge chunk of a YouTube comment section somehow fills a cave, the text stretching across the rough stone walls like it was painted on. The air's damp and musty, and the only light comes from the soft glow of what looks like a giant, half-buried LED strip in the distance. A bunch of ancient, rusted-out bicycles are scattered across the cave floor, like they've been there for years, but somehow, one of the bikes has a nearly full bottle of Mountain Dew attached to the handlebars.