The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, hundreds of miles of cat5 cable stretch out across the seafloor like a spider web, somehow remaining untangled. The air's super cold, and the pressure's intense down here - the smell of saltwater and seaweed is overpowering. A bunch of standard issue office printers are somehow spitting out reams of paper with WEBFISH's entire Twitter timeline printed on them, just drifting listlessly in the water. The soft glow of the printers' LCD screens is basically the only light down here, casting an eerie blue glow on everything.