The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Dense fog wraps around twisted metal pipes in a dimly lit undersea laboratory, like something out of a Ryan Trecartin film set. A flickerless LED light above the workbench casts an eerie shine on a scattered assortment of disassembled eBay-branded seafloor crawlers, as a low hum vibrates the chilled air. Outside, darkness presses against the fog-shrouded viewports, while the flatscreen TV on the wall displays a scrolling feed of /biz/ threads about underwater data centers, its reflection somehow superimposed on a fog-occluded viewport like it's embedded inside the glass itself.