The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A maelstrom of rusting car husks stretches out as far as the eye can see, twisted and crumpled like discarded tin cans, the skeletal remains of a abandoned highway system. Umm, a low-hanging, cadmium-red sun hangs at a 30-degree angle in the smog-choked sky, casting an orange-brown haze over the sea of wreckage. The air is heavy with the smell of gasoline and burning plastic, the humidity almost palpable, like a living thing, as an endless, looping soundtrack of distorted, slowed-down " Windows XP" startup sounds crackle from the wreckage itself, somehow synchronized with the faint, blue sparks arcing between the twisted metal.