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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, there's a vast, dry salt flat stretching out as far as I can see, surrounded by towering mountains that are... somehow made entirely of compressed, translucent packets of ramen noodles. Like, the sky above is a bright, cloudless blue, and the air is hot and still, smelling kinda like salt and spices. A massive, slowly rotating crystal monolith rises out of the center of the salt flat, reflecting the real-time Binance Coin price chart in a shifting pattern of facets, while nearby a tornado made of swirling, edible gold dust just kinda... sits there, motionless.