The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Smoldering motherboard fragments scatter the cracked asphalt of a abandoned highway rest stop, the air thick with the smell of burned plastic and gasoline. A lone Ethereum-branded satellite, somehow lodged in a mangled payphone booth, pulses a reddish light across the devastation. Thousands of crushed smart home devices litter the ground, each covered in ASCII art of Pepe the Frog. A perfectly intact Cybertruck somehow drives slowly through the wreckage, its tires somehow unscathed despite being covered in broken glass.