The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Graffiti-scrawled cargo containers, like, hundreds of them, stretch across a sun-scorched beach, the waves gently lapping at their rusty edges as seagulls wheel overhead. A cryptic "EtherOrcs was here" is spray-painted in bold letters across one container's side, and the air's thick with the smell of saltwater and decaying seaweed. Um, somehow, a functioning, giant NVIDIA GPU has washed up on the beach, its fans spinning lazily as it powers a miniature, makeshift mining rig that's busily churning out Ethereum blocks, despite being half-submerged in the sand.