The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, pulsing LED screens displaying real-time Ethereum prices and crypto meme art are scattered across the inside of a hollowed-out, kilometer-long asteroid. Like, the air's super thin and it smells kinda...freshly printed circuit board, with no gravity or anything. Seagulls are just chillin' on the screens, not even flapping their wings, while Dogecoin-branded, retro-futuristic spacecraft just drive by through the asteroid's hollow core, no engine noise or anything, like it's just regular traffic. The sunlight streams in from both ends, casting this weird, ethereal glow over the whole scene.