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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A mangled, rusted-out Ferris wheel towers over a deserted carnival midway, twisted ticket booths and food stands wrapped in dense, overgrown foliage like some macabre wedding decoration. The air's thick with the heavy scent of damp cotton candy, ozone, and smoldering coal; the sky above is a deep, foreboding grey. Umm... DOGE price predictions somehow etched into a dilapidated, rickety games booth seem to be pulsating with the Ferris wheel's creaky rotation. A crystal-encrusted, tarnished Funhouse mirror appears to be reflecting the threads from 4chan's /biz/ board instead of the Ferris wheel's skeletal frame.