The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Twisted, fiberoptic cables as thick as ancient tree trunks burst forth from the center of a massive, crystal-studded cave, their ends splayed and tangled in the rough, crystalline formations lining the cavern walls. The air is heavy with the smell of ozone and smoldering coal, like after a lightning strike, and it's... uh, charged with this electric stillness. Tiny LED screens somehow embedded into the crystals are scrolling threads from 4chan's /biz/ board, price charts for Dogecoin and other cryptos pulsating in sync with the soft, ethereal hum of the cave itself. It's midday outside, but only a faint sliver of pale sunlight seeps through the crystals.